The weather so cold in Boston right now, when I walked through the Common this morning, I saw a squirrel warming up his nuts!
Oh Nuts! It's So Cold...
It's so cold that Britney Spears covered her midriff.
It's colder than a witch's tit and a grave digger's ass!
It's cold enough to freeze the nuts off the Longfelow bridge!
It's so cold that the local flasher was caught describing himself to women.
your false teeth chatter, and they are still in the glass!
It was so cold that the Statue of Liberty put the torch inside her dress.
It was so cold the lawyers had their hands in their own pockets.
The hookers downtown are charging 20 bucks just to blow on your hands!
