Merry Millionaire Balato?

Ang daming nag-email na humihirit ng balato from My Pinoy Humor Blog. And my long lost kamaganak are coming out of the woodwork, me Nigerian pa! Sori po at napurnada ang balato nimyo. Well let me explain, i'ts like...well... basicaly... actually.... parang ganito ang nagyari, panoorin na lang ninyo.