AKON WANTS PARIS HILTON

Akon has already signed TLC vocalist Chilli to his record label, Konvict Music but this time he has his eyes set on tabloid vixen Paris Hilton. (Yes, you read that correctly.)



"In my mind I was thinking now Paris Hilton is an official convict, I think I'm gonna get with her and put a record out. I would definitely sign her to my label 'cos she's a character. You give her the cutest record, something that's just for women, an anthem; I think it will be outta here!" [source]


And to be fair, Paris doesn't sound that bad:



Akon can do wonders for Paris' singing career...
[feels good 2 b home]